August 2012
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amenpenis:
Scientific Attempt To Create Most...
July 2012
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Fat is a fucking ninja, everyone.
Freshman year I stole a pair of my (bitch of a) roommate’s jeans, because mine were still wet from the crappy dryers and I needed to go somewhere. They fit like a glove, and after wearing them a few hours, even got loose.
A year later, I could hardly button them this afternoon.
This is my ah-ha moment. I have put on at least ten pounds in the last year. And no, that doesn’t seem like...
That moment when you realize housing has corrupted...
jesskaka:
Especially freshies.
Even those you have never meet, and stumble upon on the track tag for you school.
little ones!
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“Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via tylertorres)
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Somewhere Along The Lines..: Rambling →
vnna:
So lately I’ve been seeing a lot of things on my dashboard and Facebook about guys complaining that girls complain there are no good men out there even though they do not give the “good” men a chance. WELL “men”. Have you asked the girl out on a god damn date? DIDN’T THINK SO. If you’re going to…
When my friend asks: Wine or cocktails?
whatshouldwecallme:
thankfully:
lunchtrae:
kingudamu:
Did you...
A typical conversation with my commuter friend:
Her: So how's life in the DORM? What DORM do you live in again?
Me: Actually it's a residence hall.
Her: That's just a DORM, right?
Me: Just call them residence halls. Dorms are just places where you sleep; res halls have community!
Her: So you just sleep in your DORM, huh?
Me: Are you just doing this to annoy me?
Her: What, do you not want to talk about DORMS?
Me: Can you PLEASE stop calling them dorms?
Her: Okay. I'm gonna start calling them orphanages, instead.
Me: What?
Her: Yeah. I'm gonna drop you off at your orphanage soon.
Me: ............................................................still better than dorm.
sparkleboomsparkle:
lovedemmeriee:
i wanna live in an cosy apartment where it rains a lot and it snows and i live near a coffee shop and read books all the time and play piano and fall in love with someone is that too much to ask
“The day after Columbine, I was interviewed for the Tom Brokaw news program. The...”
– Roger Ebert (via ibad)
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Sunrise
I’ve been working on a drawing most of the night and figured I may as well stay up another half hour to see the sunrise. And in the quiet, watching the colors stretch and separate into the day, I was in awe of the power of it. The navy or ebony sky turns purple and fades to reveal the sun, and if you watch it, you hardly see the transformation because you focus too hard.
When is the last...
